Cow [spoken]: Moo

Mushu: Hey, oh, ah, no, this is not a good idea. What if somebody sees you?

Yao [Mulan walks away from Yao and into Chien-Po]:My girl will think I have no faults

Chien-Po [while all three of them climb up the rock and on each other]: Snake, snake.

Yao: Me first! Me first! Me First! [Yao, Ling and Chien-Po run by Mushu smacking him in the face with colored boxers]

[Cut to ruins of a burned out village. The soldiers walk through the singed gate and look around at the few planks that remain from thebuildings]

Mushu [teasing]: You like him dont you?

Mushu [holding a towel covering his eyes with his ears]: So a couple of guys dont rinse out their socks, picky, picky, picky. Well myself Ikinda like that corn chips smell.

Ling [following Mulan]: Ping, we have to fight!

Ling, Yao and Chien-Po [disdainfully, looking disappointed and disgusted]: Nah!

Mushu [sitting on top of the panda bear behind a dummy of a soldier using sticks to gesticulate with the dummys arms to push the notetowards Chi Fu. Cri-Kee works the mouth]: Urgent news from the general! [Chi Fu looks over the panda] Whats the matter, youve neverseen a black and white before?

Army Chorus:A girl worth fighting for!

Chi Fu [muttering]: Insubordinate ruffians. [then calling to the troops] You men owe me a new pair of slippers. And I do not squeal like agirl. [a panda bear chomps down on the slipper Chi Fu is holding] Aaaaaahhhhhh!

Yao [aside to Mulan]:Yeah, the only girl whod love him is his mother! [Mulan smiles]

Yao [hitting Khan so that the carriage runs out from under Ling. Ling looks upset then falls in the mud]:He thinks hes such a lady-killer!

Mulan [running by Mushu and jumps into the lake splashing water on Mushu]: Ahhhhhhh.

[artistry section where the images are drawn like painted people. Ling is seen looking at a woman and then kissing her]I want her paler than the moon with eyes that shine like stars

Yao [looking at Mulan while crossing the river with swords over their heads. Mul九九藏書an looks disgusted and hurries forward]:Bet the local girls thought you were quite the charmer

Chi Fu: Those *boys* are no more fit to be soldiers than you are to be Captain. Once the general reads my report, your troops will neversee battle.

All Three:Mmm...

Mushu: Yeah right, Yeah sure. Look, [pointing to Mulans tent] go to your tent. [Mulan walks away with a look of delight. Mushu talks toCri-Kee] I think its time we took this war into our own hands [rubbing hands together].

Bald Hun Man #1: White horse hair. Imperial stallions.

Mushu [looking at Mulans fixed gaze on Shang]: I saw that!

Ling [sitting on top of Chien-Po]:What do we want?

Mushu [from outside the tent]: Oh no you dont. Ive worked to hard to get Mulan into this war. [to Cri-Kee] This guys messing with myplan.

Ling [taking a fighting stance]: Oh, yeah? Well, I think Ping [elbowing Mulan] and I could take you.

Mulan: Boy, that was close.

Mushu [brushing his teeth]: No, that was vile! You owe me big!

[Mushu and Cri-Kee wait outside Chi Fus Tent. Chi Fu emerges with carrying a scrub brush and wrapped in a towel and with bigshowering slippers on his feet. He whistles as he walks off. Mushu and Cri-Kee enter his tent. Cri-Kee uses his legs to write up a letter. Hefinishes and Mushu takes the paper]

Army Chorus [showing troops marching]:Like the pounding beat our aching feet arent easy to ignore

[Cut to Mulan with towel wrapped around her]

Chi Fu [looking around for Mushu but not finding him, then runs into Shangs tent]: Captain. Urgent news from the General. Were neededat the front.

Ling: Some king of the rock! [Yao pushes him off the rock]

Mushu: Okay, okay, let me see what youve got. From General Li, dear son, were waiting for the huns at the pass and it would mean a lotif youd come and back us up. [sarcastically] Thats great except you forgot, "and since were all out of potpourri, maybe you wouldntmind bringing up some." Hellooooo, this is the army! Make it sound more urgent九_九_藏_書, please! You know what Im talkin about? [Cri-Kee startswriting the note again] Thats better, much better. [taking the note] Okay, Lets go.

Shan-Yu: This doll came from a village in the Tung Shao Pass, where the Imperial Armys waiting for us.

Chi Fu: Who are you?

Mulan [innocently]: What?

Mushu [from up in the tree]: Pack your bags Cri-Kee, were movin out. [Cri-Kee high fives Mushu]

[Mulan peeks over the lily pad and spreads it on the water covering her chest]

[Song: A Girl Worth Fighting For]

Mushu: Hey, dont look at me. I aint biting any more butts.

Shang: They completed their training.

Mulan [wading away]: I really dont want to take him anywhere.

Mushu [gasps]: Ah. Were doomed! There a couple of things I know theyre bound to notice!

Cri-Kee [alarmed, tugging on Mushus whiskers]: Chirp, Chirp.

[Mulan whistles for Khan and wades back to shore. Khan comes close enough to shore and Mulan hides behind Khan as she wraps a towelaround her body]

[Cut to Khan drinking water from the trough. Mushu is on his back]

Ling [grabbing Mulan and drawing her close while pulling out a centerfold]:Thats what I said, a girl worth fighting for [Mulan runs away seeing the centerfold]

Mushu [popping out of the water between Mulan and Ling]: What a nasty flavor.

Chi Fu:Ive a girl back home whos unlike any other.

Yao [close-up of Yao, then a shot of 2 cows]: In a thundering herd we feel a lot like cattle

Hun Strong Man [feeling the doll]: Black pine, from the high mountains. [Long Hair Hun Man takes the doll from Hun Strong Man. BaldHun Man #1 takes a hair as it passes by him]

Shan-Yu [tossing the doll to Hun Strong Man]: What do you see?

Mulan: Mushu, if youre so worried, go stand watch.

Chien-Po:That Im a major find

Mulan [covering her chest with her left arm, she turns and shakes his hand with an outstretched right arm, smiling]: Heh, heh. [Mulan turnsand wades away from Ling and runs into Chien-Po]

Army Chorus [Mushu whistles to ladies working in the rice field from out of t九-九-藏-書he carriage holding cannons. Cri-Kee looks shocked. Theladies look and giggle at Mulan who hides her face]:You can guess what we have missed the most since we went off to warWhat do we want?A girl worth fighting for!

Ling [from behind Mulan]: Come back here. I know we were jerks to you before so lets start over. [extending his hand to shake hands withMulan] Hi, Im Ling!

Chien-Po [taking a lily pad off his head]: And Im Chien-Po.

[Shang storms out of the tent and starts to walk by Mulan]

Ling [with armor full of water to make him look muscular]:And Ill bet the ladies love a man in armor [the water leaks out making Ling look like his normal self]

Ling [catching up to Yao and Chien-Po]:Hey, think of instead,A girl worth fighting for [Yao, Ling and Chien-Po look upwards dreamily]

[All have stunned looks on their faces]

Chien-Po [Chien-Po and a woman circle around then land on the edge of a large bowl of rice as a cow, pig and chicken fall beside them]:I couldnt care less what shell wear or what she looks likeIt all depends on what she cooks like:Beef, pork, chicken... [end painted people section, the last image fades into statues that the troops just passed]

Mulan [from behind the reeds]: Just because I look like a man doesnt mean I have to smell like one.

Mushu: Yeah, yeah, [walking in a womanly fashion speaking in womans voice] stand watch Mushu while I blow our secret with my stupidgirly habits. [back to normal] Humph, hygiene.

Mulan: No, I--

Mushu: Khan-ie baby, hey, we need a ride. [Khan squirts Mushu off his back with water from his mouth]

Army Chorus [troops walking up hill]:For a long time weve been marching off to battle

Mulan [in a manly voice]: Hey, Ill hold him and you punch, heh, heh... [Shang walks by without reacting] or not. [calling out to Shang] For what its worth, I think youre a great captain. [Shang pauses to glance back, then continues forward]

Mushu: Excuse me! I think the question is: who are you? Were in a war man! Theres no time for stupid 九*九*藏*書questions. I should have yourhat for that, [the panda starts walking forward] snatch it right off of your head [swiping with an arm at Chi Fus hat. Mushu turns the upperhalf of the dummy around after the panda passes Chi Fu. Chi Fu begins reading the message]. But Im feeling gracious today, so carry onbefore I report you. [the panda walks up a tree taking Mushu and Cri-Kee with him out of sight]

Yao [lifting and lowering a woman over his head then opening his chest to show a gaping wound that we can see the woman through]:My girl will marvel at my strength, adore my battle scars

[Yao stands on top of a rock looking down at the others. Mulan looks down into the water and hides her eyes with her free hand]

[Cut to Chi Fu walking out of the lake wrapped in a towel, sounds of laughter can be heart from the troops]

Ling [grabbing Mulans shoulder and leaning on her, she takes his hand off and shakes her head disapprovingly. Ling leans against thecarriage of cannons]:My manly ways and turns of phrase are sure to thrill her

Long Hair Hun Man [sniffing the doll]: Sulfur, from cannons.

[End Interlude]

[Yao and Ling jump into the water. Chien-Po dips in his toe to check temperature then jumps in causing a large wave. Yao and Ling ridethe wave towards Mulan. Mulan sees them and hides her face behind a lily pad]

Chi Fu [fading in]: You think your troops are ready to fight? Hah! They would not last a minute against the Huns.

Chi Fu [pulling the board away]: Be careful, Captain. The General may be your father, but I am the Emperors council. And, oh, by theway, huh, I got that job on my own. [opens the entrance to the tent for Shang] Youre dismissed.

Shang [grabbing onto the front of Chi Fus clip board]: Were not finished.

Ling: Cmon dont be such a g--Ouch! Something bit me.

Army Chorus [Mulan breaks away and walks in the opposite direction of the army]:A girl worth fighting for!(whistle) [Mulan sees Ling, Yao, and Chien-Po with snowballs about to pelt her so she turns around] A gir九_九_藏_書l worth fighting--

[Cut to Mulan outside Chi Fus Tent having dressed fully. Chi Fu and Shang are talking from inside]

Ling:Wish that I had

Hun Archer: We can avoid them easily.

[Cut to Shan Yu sitting on top of a tree. He cuts off the very top with his sword. His falcon swoops buy and drops a doll. Shan-Yu takesthe doll, sniffs it, looks surprised, and drops down to the ground]

Mulan [Caught between Yao, Ling, and Chien-Po who all look up dreamily waiting for her ideal woman. She is forced to speak (sing)]:[spoken] Uh, [singing] How about a girl whos got a brain, [Yao starts to look unimpressed]Who always speaks her mind? [Mulan shrugs her shoulders]

Mulan [waving slightly and smiling]: Hello Chien-Po.

[End Song]

Mulan [speaking nervously and unnaturally in a manly voice]: Oh hi guys, I didnt know you were *here*. [Yao, Ling and Chien-Po share"this boy is strange" looks] I was just washing, so now Im clean and Im gonna go. Bye, bye. [Mulan hides behind a rock keeping her frontfacing the rock]

Ling [with fear and gusto]: Snake!

Mushu: Okay, all right, all right, thats enough. Now, cmon, get out before you get all pruny and stuff [holding out a towel towards Mulankeeping his eyes covered].

Mulan: No we dont. [unnaturally] We could just close our eyes and swim around.

Mulan [spoken from behind]: Huh?

Yao [calling]: Hey, Ping.

Yao: And I am Yao, king of the rock. And theres nothin you girls can do about it.

Shan-Yu [shaking his head]: No, the quickest way to the Emperor is through that pass. Besides, the little girl will be missing her doll. Weshould return it to her.

Army Men [lining up locking arms across each others shoulders with Mulan in the middle to her discontent]:But when we come home in victory theyll line up at the door!

Mulan: I never want to see a naked man again. [the rest of the troops run by naked and jump into the lake]

[Cut to Yao, Ling and Chien-Po calmed down sitting on the rock]

[Cut to Mulan by the lake with Mushu, Khan, and Cri-Kee]

[Interlude]