Whatif the bus is late?

When her hands could finally reach the keys,

Its the worlds longest car,I swear,

But her hands couldnt reach the keys.

Of course it could never be

Whatif I get beat up?

As that beautiful book

She didnt want to play ol piano anymore.

Whatif my teeth dont grow in straight?

She w九*九*藏*書anted to play the piano,

Hurk?Hurk?Whats Hurk?

Blame the goat.

Whatif nobody likes me?

And once you get in it

Whatif I get sick and die?

Whatif I tear my pants?

Whatif theyve closed the swimming pool?

and pranced and partied all night long

Bout rainbows and sunshine

Everything seems well, and then

and sa九_九_藏_書ng their same old Whatif song:

Whatif theres poison in my cup?

Whatif a bolt of lightning strikes me?

You simply get out,cause youre there.

I wrote such a beautiful book for you

That the silly goat ate.

Whatif my head starts getting smaller?

Fast as I could.

Whatif I start to cry?

To make a milk shake.

Whatif the wind九九藏書 tears up my kite?

Whatif I dont grow talle?

Whatif the fish wont bite?

This new book I just wrote---

Whatif Im dumb in school?

So if you dont like

Her feet couldnt reach the floor.

Whatif green hair grows on my chest?

Nearly as great

Whatif I flunk that test?

Whatif I never learn to dance?

For heavens sake,for yoursake and 九九藏書the cows sake.

Thats the dumbest way Ive seen

It reaches from Beale Street to Washington Square.

Id rather play Hurk than go to work.

When her hands could finally reach the keys,

And her feet could reach the floor,

Last night, while I lay thinking here,

And dreams that come true.

Whatif my parents get divorced?

Id rather play ｈｔｔｐs://reaｄ.９９ｃsw•ｃomsoccer than go to the doctor.

But the goat went and ate it

the nighttime Whatifs strike again!

some Whatifs crawled inside my ear

So I wrote you another one

(You knew that he would),

To go where youre going,

Id rather play tennis than go to the dentist.

Geraldine now,stop shaking that cow

I dont know,but it must be better than work.

Whatif they start a war?