A Victorian Fable(with Glossary)
clump, to - degrees of beating
worm policeman
origin. It is said that a traveller passing through Mullingar was so
shove in the mouth, a glass of spirits
Tom and Jerry, a a drinking shop
drop into somebody, to give them an unprovoked beating
killing adjective of high commendation; outstanding; unique
a kind of conical shell adhering to ships bottoms. Hence a marine
Shitten Saturday corruption of "Shut-in Saturday"; the day between Good
struck with this pecularity in the local women that he determined to
top of Rome home (rhyming slang)
phrase used, with a sort of grim earnestness, by
bleary
Friday and Easter Sunday
foul language
buy the rabbit, to make a bad bargain; obtain a deal of trouble and inconvenience
cove or covey; a man or boy of any age
go over the stile, to to go for trial (rhyming slang)
dowry of parny, a a lot of rain
omee man-in-charge; governor; landlord (when used by
tradesman, and take any valuable articles and run away.
shed a tear, to to take a dram or glass of neat spirits; jocular
stun, to to astonish
ginger-hackled adj. -- having auburn or flaxen hair
fake the rubber, to stand treat in an extravagant manner
"Pray God," she said, "that he be neither beargeared, bleary, blued, primed, lumpy, top-heavy, moony, scammered, on the ran-tan, ploughed, muddled, obfuscated, swipy, kisky, sewed up nor all mops and brooms! Or that he hasnt lapped the gutter, cant see a hole in a ladder or been to Bungay Fair and lose both his legs!"
in your shoes?" "Faith, an what if I do?" said the girl. "Because,"
neddy, a a large quantity of commodity, as in "a neddy of fruit",
district
Moll
scammered
blackberry swagger a person who hawks tapes, bootlaces, etc.
bung landlord
take a fright night (rhyming slang)
"He ought to go to the vertical care-grinder!" she chived. "He ought to be marinated! Ill nread.99csw•comever poll up with a liver-faced, chatty, beef-headed, cupboard-headed, culver-headed, fiddle-faced, glumpish, squabby dab tros like him again!
soush house (back slang)
fancy-bloke gentleman friend
catchy inclined to take undue advantage
poll up, to to live with a member of the opposite sex in a state of
bullyrag, to to abuse or scold violently; to swindle out of money
all mops and brooms
"a neddy of fish"
Spike Park the Queens Bench prison
Newgate fringe, a the collar of beard worn under the chin; so called from its indicating
spirits, taken neat by younger persons, usually bring
beargeared
dollymop, a a tawdrily dressed maid-servant, a
But what a flare-up in the soush! He dropped into her on the spot. Hed got a capital twist for a batty fang and he showed her it was dragging time; she was sick as a horse. He was a catchy fancy-bloke.
leather, to /
liver-faced adj. -- mean, cowardly
mendozy dear, darling; a term of endearment probably from
in half-mourning, to be to have sustained a black eye, or "mouse", in the course of a
Sharps Alley blood worms black puddings. Sharps Alley was very recently a
cream of the valley gin
On Shitten Saturday, the worms pinned that scaly shaver of hers in a Tom and Jerry for starring the glaze; he went over the stile at Spike Park and got topped.
Joe Savage cabbage (rhyming slang)
glumpish adj. -- of a stubborn, sulky temper (our hero certainly fits the
hazard drum, a gambling dens, where the honest escape
gooseberry pudden woman (rhyming slang)
I desire fire (rhyming slang)
A barnacled cove (a spoffy blackberry swagger with a Newgate fringe) from the top floor back sang out: "Knife it, you head beetler! Stow faking!" But got a stunning fag on the twopenny that sent him half-way to Albertopolis.
primed
water of life gin (from aqua vitae?)
bill here!)
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She had bought the rabbit with that slubberdegullion. He peppered her and clumped her and leathered her till she went flop down on the Rory OMore and then he stepped it for the frog and toad, to go to Joe Blake the Bartlemy.
flash it, to show it, to display ones wares
old topers. The origin may have been that ardent
rookeries a slow neighbourhood inhabited by dirty
streak, to to abscond
square, to to settle a bill
muddled
moony
snickert, a low alley way
windows at night on the chance of a catch
stunning adj. -- astounding
At his ruggy carser, his poll -- a killing, ginger-hackled skull-thatcher -- kept on the nose for her jomer.
sing out, to exclaim in a loud voice
hole in the ladder, to /
bolt, to to run away, escape
In the rookeries.
charitable
obfuscated
chive, to to shout
lumpy
hip, to to be offended
leg of a man being amputated
A Hopping Giles gets a bloody Jemmy on the cross of a cut-throat; the snotters crib belchers, birds eye wipes, blue billies and Randals men.
marinated, to be transported; from the salt pickling herrings undergo in Cornwall
bonneter, a one who induces another to gamble
hop the twig, to to run away; to leave someone in the lurch
a speel on the to take a trip to the country
leather fastened to the piece of glass cut out to keep it from
Ben Flake, a a steak (rhyming slang)
chatty adj. -- infested with lice
Bartlemy, to go to
carser house, home
poll young lady with whom a gentleman is having an
nab the rust, to to take offence
shoot the cat, to vomit
and hollow
barney the company
The Village, take a fright.
twopenny head
bone-grubber, a a person who hunts dust-holes, gutters,
lap the gutter, to
Rory OMore floor (rhyming slang)
ploughed drunkenness
streetwalker
glorious sinner dinner (rhyming slang)
He certainly had his hump up. He absquatulated. The bung cried: "Square the omee for the cream of the vall九九藏書ey!" But the splodger had mizzled with his half-a-grunter.
says the traveller, "that accounts for the calves of your legs coming
common sewer the throat
Irish and thieves
shivering-jemmy, a a begger who exposes himself, half-naked,
flare-up, a row
hook at the end, which he inserts into open
noted slaughtering place near Smithfield
Gill terms of disapprobation applied to females
out and out adj. -- first-rate; splendid
barnacled adj. -- applied to a wearer of spectacles (corruption of Latin
twist appetite, e.g. "Wills got a capital twist for a Ben Flake" or, in
dab tros bad sort (back slang)
have ones hump up, to to be in a fearful rage
storrac carrots (back slang)
fag blow
hieroglyphic verb "to be drunk" has the significant form of the
Village, the London
"Im fairly in half-mourning -- it wont fadge, it just wont fadge. He gives me the Jerry go Nimbles. Ill stun him -- Ill streak. Ill pick up my sticks and cut."
by some action
slubberdegullion worthless wretch
irregular relationship
ginnel, a still lower alley way
pepper, to
top-heavy
soldier
He hopped the twig on her.
topped, to be to be executed. Which the brute richly deserved
drum, to take
kisky
frog and toad main road (rhyming slang)
cut, to without notice; to do a "moonlight flit"
In every snickert and ginnel, bone-grubbers, rufflers, shivering-jemmies, anglers, clapperdogeons, peterers, sneeze-lurkers and Whip Jacks with their morts, out of the picaroon, fox and flimp and ogle.
down to feed on it."
swipy
stow faking, to to cease evil activity
Here the sloops of war and the dollymops flash it to spie a dowry of parny; there the bonneters cooled their longs and shorts in the hazard drums.
jomer sweetheart
give jessie, to to commit assault and battery upon someone
cupboard-headed an expression designating one whose head is both wooden
unmarried impropriety
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all-overish adj. -- sick, unwell, out of order
accost the first he met next. "May I ask," said he, "if you wear hay
antiscriptural adj - applied to oaths when they are composed of
Irish apricots potatoes
longs and shorts cards made for cheating
Jerry go Nimbles diarrhoea
spoffy adj. -- officious, intrusive
a landlord about himself)
not be able to see a
pick up ones sticks and to collect ones possessions and leave an establishment
dragging time the evening of a country fair day, when the young fellows begin
ophthalmic derangement
half-a-grunter sixpence
falling in and making a noise. Another plan is to cut the sash
water to their eyes
scaly adj. -- unpleasant, disgusting
pin, to to arrest, to apprehend
Glossary
vertical care-grinder treadmill
blast, to to curse
In a boozing ken in the Holy Land, a dunk-horned cutter -- a cock-eyed clack box in flashy benjamin and blood red fancy -- shed a tear by the I desire.
Joe Blake the to visit a low woman in a house of ill-repute
ruggy adj. -- frowsty, unclean
penniless, if at all
the valiant fighter, Mendoza
borrowed, in order to stir the sympathy of the
sloop of war, a whore (rhyming slang)
culver-headed adj. -- weak and stupid
angler, an a thief who goes about with a rod, having a
squabby adj. -- fat, short and thick
knife it, to to stop, to bring to a halt
Mullingar heifer said of a lady whose ankles are "beefy", or thick. A term of Irish
bed-fagot bed companion
clapperdogeon, a a beggar who uses children, either of his own or
cool, to to look, to look over (back slang)
pulling the wenches about
dumpling depot belly
mizzle, to to depart with great speed; to vanish
lose both legs, to Ancient Egyptian language, the determinative character of the
binnoculi?). Derived by some from the barnacle (Lepas Anatifera),
blued
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sewed up
on a cold day to obtain alms. This occupation
splodger lout
ruffler, a beggar pretending to be an old, maimed
skull-thatcher a straw-bonnet maker
he sells at the ragshops, or to the bone-
So she bolted and took a speel on the drum to the top of Rome.
Sometimes the glass is cut with a diamond, and a strip of
absquatulate, to depart from an establishment without paying ones
Albertopolis a facetious appelation given by Villagers to the Kensington Gore
tussle
and all likely spots for refuse bones, which
She had faked the rubber for her mendozy and got him up an out and out glorious sinner. There was an alderman in chains, a Ben Flake, a neddy of Sharps Alley blood worms, with Irish apricots, Joe Savace and storrac.
step it, to abscond
But when he got the water of life down the common sewer, he bullyragged so antiscripturally that the barney hipped and nabbed the rust.
sick as a horse popular simile denoting extreme ennui
shaver young person
alderman in chains, an a turkey hung with sausages
term for goggles, and for which they are used by sailors in a case of
batty fang, a a sound beating, a drubbing
the case of the hero of our anecdote, a capital twist for. . .
"This shove in the mouth makes me shoot the cat! Me dumpling depot is fair all-overish!"
fiddle-faced adj. -- applied to those with wizened countenances
the position of the rope when Jack Ketch operates
"You mouldy old bed-fagot, you rotten old gooseberry pudden, you ugly old Gill, you flea-ridden old moll!" he blasted. "Ill give you jessie, you Mullingar heifer!"
go to a Bungay Fair and to have reached the ultimate degree of intoxication. In the
beef-headed adj.-- stupid
by intimidation and sheer abuse
merchants
score
star the glaze, to to break the window or show-glass of a jeweller or other
on the nose, to be on the look-out
flop down, to go to collapse totally