Get upset over men, but instead be poised and cool ice-queen.

I WILL NOT Drink more than fourteen alcohol units a week.

Learn to programme video.

I WILL Stop smoking.

Bitch about anyone behind their backs, but be positive about everyone.

Reduce circumference of thighs by 3 inches (i.e. 1? inches each), using anti-cellulite diet.

Have crushes on men, but instead form九_九_藏_書 relationships based on mature assessment of character.

Form functional relationship with responsible adult.

Not go out every night but stay in and read books and listen to classical music.

Get up straight away when wake up m mornings.

Allow in-tray to rage out of control.

Smoke.

Go to gym three times a week not merely to buy sandwich. Put photographs in phttps://read.99csw.comhotograph albums.

Make better use of time.

Improve career and find new job with potential.

Give proportion of earnings to charity.

Waste money on: pasta-makers, ice-cream machines or other culinary devices which will never use; books by unreadable literary authors to put impressively on shelves; exotic underwear, since pointless as have no boyfriend.

Spend 九*九*藏*書more than earn.

Eat more pulses.

Purge flat of all extraneous matter Give all clothes which have not worn for two years or more to homeless.

Save up money in form of savings. Poss start pension-also.

Be more assertive.

Be kinder and help others more.

Obsess about Daniel Cleaver as pathetic to have a crush on boss in manner of Miss Moneypenny or similar.

Get annoyed witｈｔtｐｓ://reａd•９9csw•ｃomh Mum, Una Alconbury or Perpetua.

Sulk about having no boyfriend, but develop inner poise and authority and sense of self as woman of substance, complete without boyfriend, as best way to obtain boyfriend.

Be more confident.

Fall for any of following: alcoholics, workaholics, commitment phobics, people with girlfriends or wives, misogynists, megalomaniacs, chauvinists, emohttps://read.99csw.comtional fuckwits or freeloaders, perverts.

Make up compilation mood tapes so can have tapes ready with all favourite romantic/dancing/rousing/feminist etc, tracks assembled instead of turning into drink-sodden DJ-style person with tapes scattered all over floor.

Behave sluttishly around the house, but instead imagine others are watching.

Drink no more than fourteen alcohol units a week.